Thread starter Giorno Giovanna Start date Jun 21, Best Pairing for Kazuma? Kazuma x Megumin Kazumin. Kazuma x Darkness Darkzuma. Kazuma x Aqua First girl should win dammit.
Kazuma x Yunyun She asked to have his child anyway. Kazuma x Wiz Who cares if that's necrophilia. Kazuma x Iris Onii-sama snatched the ring. Kazuma x Chomusuke That's just nasty.DIOs The WORLD Showcase - A Myself Day
Kazuma x Mitsurugi Gay option. Kazuma would stay a virgin forever. Results are only viewable after voting.
Day after day, they take their walk to an abandoned castle. Fed up with the lack of improvement, Kazuma asks her if there is any way for her to recharge her mana. This was made with the same prompt as Aravas from Discord and here on aO3! It's up here as well so check it out! Prompt: "After Kazuma's party spent all their money days became slow. Aqua was working at the market, Darkness went to train at her family home and Megumin decided to train her magic by exploding an abandoned castle.
Of course, Kazuma had to carry her back afterwards, day after day it became quite tedious. Until she asked something strange while he was carrying her back, "I heard that a man's seed can replenish Mana" that was an obvious lie, probably said by some drunk at the tavern This can't be good…".
Kazuma sighed as he walked down the long forest road. It had been a week, perhaps longer, since Megumin had asked him to come with her on her trips to a nearby abandoned castle. It had been annoying the first day when he realised she simply intended to cast her signature Explosion magic. She could only cast Explosion once before collapsing into a boneless heap reliant on someone else to save her. Thus this period of his new life in a wonderful world had begun. Still, carrying her on his back could have been more pleasant.
Maybe, if she stuck around with the party long enough, she might develop a figure worth mentioning. A lecherous smirk grew on his face as he considered that. He sighed.Good morning.
So you came Good evening Good evening. Would you like to go for a walk outside? Good night Let's sleep early in preparation for tomorrow. Bye Please don't abandon me! No other parties will take me in! Hello I'll be out for a while, so please don't do anything foolish while I'm gone. I'm leaving Hey, how can you even think to shun one such as myself?! I'm home That was fast. Did you find a good quest? It feels weird to hear you be so honest. Are you planning something? Let's do our best Sigh But I won't be much help.
All I can do is carry your bags Thanks Hey, do you have no praise for those who protect the city day after day? I'm sorry Wh-what is wrong with you? You always act like things are troublesome, but today you're being so obedient! Long time no see?
Who are you?
A Clash of NEETs (ASOIAF x Konosuba)
It's nice to meet you So you really cannot remember me? Happy New Year How carefree! There's no rest for the weary, so go out and make some money! Merry Christmas A present? I want an Adamantite ore.
Konosuba Volume 14: Chapter 5
I don't know what you're intending to do, but it's creeping me out so please stop. New Year's Please give me a New Year's gift! Valentine's Day What a strange custom.
Is it really so bad if you do not receive chocolate? April Fool's Day A monster like that truly exists?
Golden Week Is this a week where you dig up gold to give to your country?Isekai Quartet: Filling in the Empty Seats. Hide Ads Login Sign Up. Edit Character Information. Remove from Favorites Add to Favorites. Details Featured Pictures Clubs. Isekai Quartet: Filling in the Empty Seats Isekai Quartet is the biggest crossover in anime history, but there's still plenty of room for even more popular isekai characters! Here's how that could play out. It's time to learn about the most fascinating chuunibyou characters in anime who suffer from "middle school 2nd year sickness.
More Top Airing Anime 1 Haikyuu!! Remove from Favorites Add to Favorites Animeography. Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo! Isekai Quartet add Supporting. Isekai Quartet 2 add Supporting. Spin-off: Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Bakuen wo!
Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Bakuen wo! Megumin only knows a single skill, the incredibly powerful explosion magic that immediately incapacitates her for the rest of the day when cast, and refuses to learn any other skills. Source: Wikipedia, edited Voice Actors. Mendez, Erica English. Takahashi, Rie Japanese. Kalbhenn, Lea German.How malapert can thee beest!?
We art on a date, so thee shouldst hark to the wench at times liketh this!
A Bizarre Trello
I very much did enjoy myself the present day. Also thanks to lingojam for the shakespearean translator. Like Liked by 1 person. I was actually looking forward to read the piece, but after the first line I lost faint and soon had to give up since it is just a strange mess. Like Like. I commend you for your efforts and for the April Fools. If you actually do decide to do this later on though there is room for improvement. As a not English speaker I still managed to understand everything but…now I have no brain.
My poor poor brain is flat on the ground, squishing all he can to get the sweet sweet release of death… Thank you. You are commenting using your WordPress. You are commenting using your Google account.
You are commenting using your Twitter account. You are commenting using your Facebook account. Notify me of new comments via email. Notify me of new posts via email. Y-you knoweth yond, right? At the same timeth, mine own foe detection art wenteth off. Share this: Twitter Facebook. Like this: Like LoadingSorry for doubting you, Megumin, Kazuma.
Oh, I know! Perhaps feeling indebted to Megumin and me, Darkness maintained a smile on her face despite being called hardheaded by Aqua. Whose portion do you think we should draw the money to buy the high class ingredients from? Leaving Megumin who was starting to get agitated behind, I quickly made my way to the receptionist. This will put all the other adventurers out of business, haha! Standing next to me was a beautiful lady with an air of maturity about her and a beauty spot under her eye.
She had a body that could give Darkness a run for her money, being round in all the right places. Her neatly cut black hair extended to her shoulders, and her erotic black eyes were staring right at me. Or is it because there was almost no one amongst the women around me that could be considered mature? She must be the fan that the receptionist told me about before I left for the Crimson Demon Village. What are you saying? Now go away. Shoo, shoo.
I swear that I will not become a burden upon you. You want to join my party? There is no one in their right mind who would want to join my party after learning of my infamy. Sorry, but we are not currently looking for additional party members right now.
Could you please look elsewhere? However, Kazuma-sama. Generally speaking, priests are very high in demand, but very few people have the aptitude for the class.Hey kids! Eddard Stark can see what his daughters are up to, but can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
The Red Keep was never completely empty, but there were times when it was less busy. Despite the Winter cold, the King had taken it upon himself to go hunting in the Kingswood, after a particularly unpleasant argument with his lady wife. He'd also taken Cersei's newest handmaiden with him, and she had a feeling when he came back, the stupid whore would have a swollen belly, and would be bundled off somewhere out of sight.
Part of Cersei was glad. It meant she wouldn't have to worry about taking that oaf into her bed again anytime soon. Part of her was furious. She was the queen. And yet, her husband loved a woman long dead, or the various whores and servants he tumbled.
This time he even had the audacity to take a noblewomen to bed, even if she was a minor one. Which was why Cersei didn't feel the least bit guilty that her brother was sharing her bed again. She wondered if she'd catch? If she did, she'd have to take Robert to her bed again. The thought of that man putting his hands on her was galling, but it was a small price to pay she supposed. What sweet revenge it would be for her to put a cuckoo on the throne, a pure Lannister instead of Robert's ill-begotten spawn.
Cersei heard a noise, and languidly sat up. Jamie was pulling on his tunic, but he'd frozen, and Cersei's heart skipped a beat.
She'd left strict orders! Who would. A sudden blue light filled the chamber, and brother and sister shielded their eyes, even as Jamie grabbed his sword and sprang forward to defend his sister and lover. There was the ringing of steel, and when Cersei managed to clear her eyes she found a woman in a long robe with a feathered mantle and two daggers in her hands standing over Jamie, who was on the ground, his sword knocked from his hands. Behind the woman with the daggers cowered a blue haired maiden, who was.
Her blades suddenly vanished with a twirl of her fingers. I thought you said Cersei Lannister was supposed to bear Kazuma. Cersei doesn't want to have his kids, she wants to have Jamie's," the blue haired one explained, coming around. She gave Cersei a big smile. So, you're totally in luck! She spread her hands, and a book appeared in a sparkle of silver light.